REVO Extreme

Well, well, well — looks like someone's ready to graduate to the advanced class! This isn't your starter prostate massager; it's the one you work up to when you're ready for something that means serious business. (And we do mean serious.) With a girthy shaft that rotates in both directions while the textured base delivers its own party down south, this is basically like having a very talented partner who never gets tired.

Whether you're flying solo or bringing a friend along for the ride, the wireless remote means you can focus on the important stuff — like trying not to wake the neighbors. Waterproof design means your shower thoughts just got a whole lot more interesting, and with 34 different combinations to explore, you'll never run out of ways to surprise yourself. Fair warning: this might ruin regular Tuesday nights forever.

• Extra-wide shaft for those who like to live boldly
• Bi-rotational action that'll make your eyes roll back (in the best way)
• Textured base delivers simultaneous stimulation where it counts
• 6 vibration modes meet 2 rotation speeds = 34 ways to lose your mind
• Wireless remote lets you or your partner control the action
• Fully waterproof for aquatic adventures
• USB rechargeable — because nobody has time for batteries during the good parts
• Built for solo missions or couples who like to share the controls